- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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