Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Chinese drivers.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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