Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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this is not a joke

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Gays

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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