Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Women's Rights.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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