What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Twenty-Four

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

colby doesnt shave

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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