- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

^that joke a piece of shit

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

The 13th Amendment...

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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