why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Mike tyson

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Doorbell salesman.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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