Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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thumbs up!

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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religion.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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