- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What's the deal with airline food?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Which is longer? A rope...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

when debbie meets downer

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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