- Anti Joke

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

what's worst than being gay? being black

tea with milk?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

i dont like chris

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going