What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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I need a good anti joke....

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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