What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Thumbs this down

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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matty russel are you on here

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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