Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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