Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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