1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

girls basketball

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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