What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

im black

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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