Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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