Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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YOLO.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Jews

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Gorden Brown.

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