How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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who is mark

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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neil patrick harris

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Anti Joke

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