What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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