Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

This one time at band camp....

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

pickle sniffer

ecks! why zee?

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

I share two rooms with my mother.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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