Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Melbourne Football Club.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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