- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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