- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

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wanna hear a joke? no.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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