What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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what time is it? 3:16

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Bean.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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