"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Penal Dysfunction

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

how now brown cow. WTF.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

your mother hates you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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