what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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