What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Dogs in my home.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Women Sports.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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