Comedy.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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