see ya

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens rights

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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