so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Samantha

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Donald Trump

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti Joke

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