Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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I like pom

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Come In!

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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dead battery come on down

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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