- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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