- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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