- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

A: B: No pun intended.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Woman.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Stop being a centipede

What's cold and icy? Ice

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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