What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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rebecca is a hard worker

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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