Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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poo

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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GONNA

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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