A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Snausages.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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