once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Dick spice

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Once upon a cross

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Chinese drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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