- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the jew die Really...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

i cant think of one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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