Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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this girl died

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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