why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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The Game.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Anti Joke

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