- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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