How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Fiats

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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