Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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24!

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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