why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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