- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

why is john so fat years of over eating

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