A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

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