- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What is cold? Winter

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Woman's rights

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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