Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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