What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Your time.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Male penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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