What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Drunk irish man

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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