What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Cows go moo.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Fox News.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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