Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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