- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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