what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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KKK

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