What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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