A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Matt is not funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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