why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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