- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

1+1 =? Too

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's worse than cancer? Death.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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