What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Women's rights...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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