So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

penis

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Spread the net.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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