What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what's worst than being gay? being black

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Patriarchy.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

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