- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

AIDS

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Nickelback

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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