how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Leave her alone...

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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I hate blackniggers

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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