What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's up brah brah

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hi corey

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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