- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How old is your mom? Old.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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