Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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