Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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BOOBALANBOO

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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