- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

obama

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why did I get raped

Soccer...

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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