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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Three bars walk into a Jew.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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