Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Anti-joke.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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hey bill!

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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what time is it? 3:16

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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*insert joke here*

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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