- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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