Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Mike tyson

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Heartlight

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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