What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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