What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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hey guys what's up?

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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I pooped my pants

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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