- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

this is gay

man boobs

How did the priest die? Masterbation

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

gay marriage.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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