What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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penis

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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I'm gay. No homo.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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