Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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penis hehehehe

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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