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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Once upon a time.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Minecraft.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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