whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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your father died

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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