- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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