- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

I am on a escalator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

An asian without a future.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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