- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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