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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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