- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

I lost my tractor.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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