Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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